Spider-Man, the Padawan and the Boy Wonder
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once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
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That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like “I got nothing, man.”
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MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
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# @#!*% lhh #longlivelaughter
so is anyone going to point out yet that there’s a whole fandom who can probably read this faster than any other average person reading it?
There will never be a better use of this gif.
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I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END
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Fun fact time: many of my old acquaintances still make joking comments whenever they see me wearing pink, because as a child (and honestly pretty much right up to high school) I would refuse to associate with any pink objects.
It wasn’t because I didn’t like pink, it was because since I appeared female I was supposed to/ it was immediately assumed that I did and therefore it pissed me the ever-loving fuck off. I was ashamed to like it, which is terrible because pink is an awesome color. But when you shove it down young girls throats it gets really old, really fast.
Give the child the fucking rainbow, and if they pick pink, it’s not because they are female and/or effeminate, it’s because they like the color pink.
THIS.
Gosh this
Add ringlets and that second picture could literally be me at age three.
My three-year-old’s favourite colour is orange. You may imagine how much time I spend in the ‘boys’ section at Target because GOD FORBID I DRESS MY DAUGHTER IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN PINK, LILAC OR RED.
Mind you, that’s where they keep the pirate stuff so we’d be there anyway. But still.
My daughter loves pink and that’s okay„,but I always want her to have options.
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This is my friend’s AP Physics teacher.
andersonshouldvefalleninstead:
“Right, physics! Physics, eh? Physics, physics, physics, physics, physics, physics. Physics! Hope you’re getting all this down.”
THE DESKTOP BACKGROUND THOUGH
ASDFGHJKL
get out
Greatest thing ever
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Bunny: HUMAN LOOK
I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D
i cant handle this cuteness
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